Vintage Marsala

All American Pretty Boys Get My Vote

by Kerry Marsala

October 7, 2004

I give up. I've decided that empty-headed surface glancing is the only way to really determine who should run our country... Pretty boys who are in touch with their feminine side, receive manicures, use tanning products and pay 150.00 for a new coifed haircut really is what I've decided I want to run the leading world power. The world's terrorist certainly would much rather see metrosexual stylizing political officials and I couldn't agree with them more.

Look at John Kerry's record, no don't. Let's just look at the debates. Kerry's style as a supreme debater outshines Bush by far. Those pearly whites flash under freshly plucked eyebrows made the world stop and notice that Kerry has style. Kerry's style and taste of savoir-faire leaves rough staunch red necked Texan men like President George Bush in a bottle of Coors Light. When it comes to intellectual tongue, table manners and money baby--Johnny's got it. Besides John Kerry knows how to windsurf and that's pretty cool.

As for John Edwards, his bedside lawyer southernese talk at his debate stole the show on which political party carries the weight of style. I am sure many women swooned as Edwards pulled a Clintonisck style of lovable politician. I surrender; there's no use in fighting it anymore. There are more voters who love to view the front cover of America's politicians, than there are those who want to know if there is any meat on the bones of political structure and ideals.

The far-left liberal American intellectual "Eurostyle" elitists are so right and we all here living amongst the regular hard working American people are just plain wrong. Being a middle class citizen, with a family, President Bush's several hundred dollar tax break for me hasn't helped much…as a matter of fact I'd just soon Kerry/Edwards take it back, we don't need it. As far as the mantra of "wrong war, wrong place, wrong time" the far left is right, lets just put Saddam back in power and let him continue to give monies to al-Zarqawi and his terrorists training camps. Saddam really didn't have any solid connections to terrorist's and their training of bloodthirsty haters of American ideals. I mean he couldn't have otherwise in the wisdom of liberal elite John Kerry he wouldn't have voted for it before he voted against it (or is that the other way around?). I am sure the people of Iraq, such as the Kurds won't mind Saddam being restored as tyrant and murderer- in fact they'd probably think it to be a gas. The Iraqi military and police that we've trained can probably handle it all now anyway. After all Interim Iraqi Prime Minister Ayad Allawi is just Bush's puppet on a string I am sure the money hungry Bush/Cheney team have trained him how to create Haliburton type money making pyramids. Another thing too, screw our coalition who've helped us fight this war on terror- they've only had a few of their people die for this cause and they haven't given us nearly enough money. Why should we care anymore about anyone, you know? Besides there aren't even any WMD's so it had to be all about the oil anyway. According to John Kerry when his new administration takes office he's going to do away with our dependence on oil, we're all going to find alternative ways to go from here to there. Sure John Kerry hasn't made in progress in alternative fuels in the approximately twenty years he's been serving our country, but he's been busy between searching for rich wives. Can't you see how Kerry's stylistic ways and approach to this world's global test is going to make us all feel better about ourselves as American's? Kofi, Hillary, Theresa, Kerry, and Kennedy can all run the world from the U. N. headquarters and we will all be equal and have everything in common. Including those who are in power too, I'm sure they mean themselves to be included in this socialistic dream.

I can't wait to fill in my line for Kerry/Edwards and to feel the sense of Euro elitism come January 05. Kerry and Edwards two pretty boys who have style and grace…it just makes me tingle all over! French champagne all around guys and don't forget to have Chirac bring the food too pretty boys, to hell with Iraq and her people and to hell with the rest of the world. America is joining the philosophy of the global test; she's become too intelligent for standing on morals and principals, because she's got style over substance.

(Kerry L. Marsala writes for Opinion Editorials; Assistant Editor of the GOPUSA/Arizona; Independent Newspapers and is a regular contributor to Sarah's Seed Woman's Journal; Focus Magazine and The Truth Magazine. During the 80s Ms. Marsala worked as a freelance photojournalist for The Rock Revue and Newsreel Magazine. Writing about cultural, social and political ideologies by using a bit of satire every now and again helps keep her grey cells stirring. Her philosophy remains that no matter the event, you can always find a bit of humor or the human element of hope somewhere amongst the cracks.)